The NBA are struggling to eat a classic Kiwi snack and war has now been declared!
- Publish date
- Wednesday, 22 Nov 2017, 10:30AM
Pizza, Burgers, Hotdogs, coffee, consumables that are known for being associated with Americans YET us humble Kiwis are capable of eating correctly.
Could it be too much to ask that America saves us from the pain of having to watch them eat the humble meat pie properly!!! To the everyday Kiwi heck even Aussie, there shouldn't be too much confusion to chowing down on a Mrs Macs mince and cheese, but beware even the mighty struggle!
Twitter is preparing to wage war with the US after a Twitter user by the name of Darren Rovell performed an inhumane act on a Four'N'Twenty pie:
The @sixers, inspired by Australian star Ben Simmons, are now selling Meat Pies at their games. I put them to the taste test this morning. pic.twitter.com/vgtSDaeLcv
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 20, 2017
Now we have to admit, we do have different interpretations of what a 'pie' is, their variation is filled with fruits where we bounce in between an apple and your mince, but that has not meant that the fine folk down under were very forgiving of this man's actions!
darren the public desecration of a four n' twenty pie in the manner of which you have just done is a declaration of war as per the australian constitution we will see you on the battlefield
— wheels (@wheelswordsmith) November 20, 2017
What on earth are you doing? That is NO WAY to eat a meat pie
— Jo Diddley (@jot_au) November 21, 2017
this is the WORST way I have ever seen someone eat a meat pie, I mean there was outrage over whether you eat the top first or not, this is unacceptable, IT'S NOT A FREAKING PIZZA
— KISSING STRANGERS (@PotterheadAU) November 21, 2017
i've never been more offended in my life with the way you treated that meat pie. my god man
— rhydz (@SaintRhydz) November 21, 2017
The only other acceptable way to chow down on a mince pie is if it's pressed between two pieces of PakNsave's finest dollar loaf breads and smothered in T-sauce!
Get your act together America, you've been warned!
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