Australians and Kiwis are roasting Tom Hanks for his vegemite use
- Publish date
- Tuesday, 17 Mar 2020, 4:58PM

Aussies and Kiwis are roasting Tom Hanks for the way he spread his Vegemite onto his toast, while isolation for his positive Coronavirus diagnosis.
The actor shared a photo of two pieces of toast with an absurd amount of Vegemite on them.
Thanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx pic.twitter.com/09gCdvzGcO
— Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) March 15, 2020
The photo was met with shock and disgust from Hanks' Aussie fans who felt obliged to educate the actor about the correct Vegemite to toast ratio.
"Gee, that's a lot of Vegemite," tweeted ABC News Breakfast host Michael Rowland in response.
Some of the other replies Hanks received included:
• "Oh my, Mr Hanks, not even the bravest Aussie would put THAT much Vegemite on a piece of toast!"
• "Vegemite is not nutella. You want to spread it thinly and mix it in with the melted butter until it looks like a poorly maintained public toilet. That's the sweet spot."
• "Life is like a tube of Vegemite. Don't try it all at once."
• "Corona won't kill you but that amount of Vegemite will!"
• "Maybe corona affects your tastebuds because that's wayyyyy too much Vegemite buddy."
• "That amount of Vegemite would put anyone in hospital. I developed a yeast infection just looking at this picture. (Also, best wishes for a speedy recovery.)"
Dear Mr Hanks,
— Peter Murphy (@PeterWMurphy1) March 15, 2020
Re: Use of Vegemite.⬇️ pic.twitter.com/Krln7QzTYG
Tom. What are you doing? No Australian puts that much vegemite on their toast. pic.twitter.com/bq6m6jY73R
— Julie (@J0Marshll) March 15, 2020
I am horrified. pic.twitter.com/ZeLBW5KFeb
— Em (@LemonlimeBerry) March 15, 2020
Aussie actor Daniel MacPherson was firmly in Hanks' corner, tweeting his support to the legendary star: "Thicker the spread, less time in bed".
Hanks' Vegemite update comes after the actor and his wife announced on Friday they were making a Spotify playlist for "people self-quarantining" and asked for song suggestions and title for the mix.
Hi guys!I want to make a @Spotify playlist for people self quarantining.Something that might relate to isolation, perhaps? Can you send some song ideas that I can add?Also, what should we call it?Quarantine Choruses? This is what one does in quarantine.Uthink of stuff like this.
— Rita Wilson (@RitaWilson) March 13, 2020
And the winner for the quarantine playlist naming is QUARANTUNES! Head to @Spotify to listen https://t.co/vue00ncheT
— Rita Wilson (@RitaWilson) March 13, 2020
-nzherald.co.nz
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