- Publish Date
- Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 12:02PM
Tomorrow's valentines and let's be honest everyone needs help sometimes. I cannot confirm if these will get you a date or a slap in the face but worth a try right?
Here goes nothing....
1. Are you an omelette... cause you're making me eggcited
2. My doctor says I'm missing vitamin U
3. If you were a flower you'd be a dammmndellion
4. You know whats on the menu.. ME-N-U
5. Are you related to yoda... cause you yodalicious
6. Are you a sea lion... cause I want to sea you lion in my bed later
7. Are you from Japan... casue im tryna get Japanties
8. You must be Jamaican... cause you're Jamaican me crazy
9. Call me Shrek cause I'm head ogre heels for you
10. Do you have 11 Protons... cause you're sodium fine
In all seriousness though... If you're really wanting help with a date, maybe try flowers or chocolate instead of these, but each to their own.